I Write Sins, Not Tragedies

Oh what is there to say about me. I am a just a loser in their roarin' 20's from the suburbs who hangs out on the roofs with curious strangers sippin bourbon because the future is uncertain. Just kidding, I'm actually a crumbling lich who hasn't quite learned how to pilot a body and interact with the strange creatures known as humans, but alas. No one's perfect. I am currently looking to upgrade the human body I inhabit to a lessy buggy model. Hmu if you have a lead.

When I am not making pacts with demons, tampering with forbidden blood magick with a k because the k makes it edgy and that's how you know I mean serious business, making people scream in horror, and living like a big gay poodle who's afraid to talk to men, I enjoy writing fanfiction about sad anime boys crying and being comforted by their boyfriends. I also enjoy playing video games such as Final Fantasy XIV, The Sims (The Sims 2 because I ain't no peasant with bad taste), and various JRPGs.

I have but one desire in life and that is to create the cutest male playabe characters in my video games and kick ass while wearing cute shoes and thigh highs. I gotta fight people in chiffon skirts and make those high heels work, ya know? Gotta crush the skulls of my enemies under the clickity clackity of the stripper heels I cannot wear IRL but so often fantasize about wearing like people fantasize about winning the lottery.

When I interact with mortals in the mortal realm, I enjoy dressing in j-fashion, particularly punk lolita (yes, I own Holy Lanturn), wearing more make up than Kim Kardashian, and chilling with dogs. I have a love of creepy crawlies and would like to adopt every centipede in the world. I don't really have much of a life other than crying in bed listening to to sad songs while my body tears apart itself apart in agony. Unfortunately, my body quite hasn't learned that you need a safeword if you want to engage in such sadomasochistic practices. Oh well. I guess the necromancer who reanimated my desecrated corpse was someone who I can only hope has long since dropped out of The University of Necromancy. ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯